that shit got you drunk.
my greatest memory of Bud Dry is listening to Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock’s “It Takes Two To Make A Thing Go Right”
that song was my generation’s equivalent of Kool and the Gang’s “Celebration” or the Black Eyed Pea’s “Let’s Get It Started”.
my least favorite memory of Bud Dry was [...]
one trick to avoid when you’re in prison is the ‘push-up contest.’
sometimes, an older, more-seasoned prisoner will challenge a newer, less-experienced prisoner to a push-up contest.
the winner would be able to demonstrate who is the strongest of the two and enjoy bragging rights.
as a courtesy, the new prisoner gets to go first.
after pumping out all [...]
click here if you can’t see the video above….
because if so, i really should be doing some more sit-ups.
i gotta get in shape!
i’ve been working on my ‘mean face’ too.
hey, i’m just kidding!
kinda…
it’s been more than 100 years since there were debtor’s prisons in america.
any C-Average, public high school and state college student with a BA in radio and television and a minor [...]
it is late and i am in branson, misery.
in this days inn hotel room, i am safe.
i am safe and protected.
i am safe and protected specifically from any dried ejaculate or preseminal fluid (is that even a real thing?)
why am i safe?
because only really old people stay in this hotel.
and my sleepy, road-worn mind cannot [...]
hi folks!
boy, oh boy!
i’m over it.
way over it.
let’s see… i not only missed nine inch nails and kanye last nite, but i missed blues traveler as well!
dang.
but i did get to see the most awesome dude alive: Saul Williams!!
he kicked my ass! both in my earhole (i guess that would be the earholeass) [...]
hi folks
once again, i find myself at this quaint, authentic, turn-of-the-century, parisian, jazz-inspired coffee shop called ‘Starbucks’ here in chicago.
i would have to say that this may just be the sleeper highlight of my whole trip!
yesterday i meant to catch does it offend you, yeah? but they were all the way across the park. [...]
so today is day 2 of lollapalooza 1995 but day 4 of my trip to chicago
i wonder if such masters as Rembrandt and Chris Isaak sat in this same jazz-inspired coffeehouse back in the early 1920s when they were creating their masturpieces?
because i definitely can feel the magic in the air tonight.
i [...]
way too much time travel!
we actually went back to the early part of the 1990s as we entered the great state of Misery.
the state of misery is home to half of mcdonald’s golden arches, the st. louis cardinals, and the lowest, per-capita number of even remotely attractive women.
but now i’m in chicago at a parisian [...]